frickyeah1990s:

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. 

“He could eat five or six pork chops.”  He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

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orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!

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laurenashleybishop:

hey kid. turn down your rap music. i’m trying to enjoy my fucking day over here.

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muertosiro:

Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE

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equiusz:

swaggy

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nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

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perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

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crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

she dooooooooooooooo

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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